This is in the neighborhood for what a nicely sorted FB costs these days. Plus, it’s brown and the dash + interior hasn’t turned into a mess of cracks and delaminated plastics. If it only had the brown plaid seats. No rust, it comes with stock wheels (those aftermarket rollers are a huge whiff), and the GSL is what…

Okay, real question. You know how in movies anybody can jump in a car, flip down the visor, and BOOM - instant keys. Has anyone ever actually done this?

A two person rage-Tweeting Voltron made of colossal idiots. Guys, I’m starting to think we aren’t going to make it.

That sucks, but is hardly surprising. I never cared about the BMW pedigree but wasn’t crazy about the looks when it first came out. I’ve warmed up to them a lot, and I think color choice really helps for reconciling their appearance. It launched at a bad time, the new economy hasn’t been kind to frivolous purchases,…

LOL, but it’s self-greasing by the time it reaches the exit, that’s the neat part!

Exactly. I want the El Camino to make a comeback so bad, but it never will because it’s not “enough truck” for those who don’t even know which end of a hammer to hold, but think they need to haul framing lumber and 4x8 sheets of ply on the daily.

I didn’t come up with it, but as a lifelong cat lover and doting father to many of them, it’s one of those things where if you know, you know. We need to store dental floss in our household like a hazardous material.

Nah, I don’t particularly like the SSR but I respect it, and it shouldn’t be dumped on as hard as it is. It was intended as a boutique, low-volume seller and we should appreciate when automakers take those kind of risks and encourage more of it.

Alright, look. I’m going to stick up for the Santa Cruz. 98% of the time or more, I don’t need a full-sized bed and the “baby bed” is the right size for chucking some outdoor gear in the back or picking up some bagged mulch from Home Depot. Towing capacity is also perfectly sufficient. If I were in the market, a…

I’ll take this with a huge grain of salt. Nobody inside of Mazda has been able to agree upon or get their stories straight about the rotary for at least 15 years or more. What we do know is that the NC MX-5 shared a lot of underpinnings with the RX-8 platform. Sway bars, camber arms, and a lot of the suspension and…

I can understand it in certain circumstances, like traffic court. Some people are at a disadvantage when it comes to transportation, childcare, or low-wage jobs with strict attendance policies. Being able to appear by Zoom for only a few minutes and removing the time-suck of getting to the courthouse, finding the…

When you’re old enough to have a bank account, but still have a toddler-sized peen and need everyone to know.

Yeah, but the regressive and anti-intellectual camps within the GOP can’t reasonably accept anything that has the knock-on effect of benefitting people or the environment, or else the woke boogeyman will come at night and make their kids start using preferred pronouns.

I always liked these, especially in that color green. Ordinarily, I’d say that price is a bit high, but I think these are slowly getting pulled into the hip Radwood orbit. Also, how likely are you to find one with a manual, in this condition, with such low miles? Rust and valve seals will be this car’s biggest problem …

Lighting a cigarette in perfect time with something exploding behind you is the coolest of the cool. This guy is still learning, but practice makes perfect they say!

Not including at least 1 working headlight or a functional washer nozzle was a real missed opportunity here.

In high school days of yore, having a friend with a van was the real shit. I feel sad for the kids of today who don’t have that kind of access to hand-me-down family vans. We had a blast as teens in our friend’s old Chevy G20 conversion van that was handed down from his parents. It was basically a living room on…

Bloc-sy but good!

Party pooper response: Figure out what your new living expenses are going to be, then figure out how much car you can afford.