The real loser in this equation is the person who wants less ice than soda in their cup.

Obligatory joke that if MTV thought the music videos were worthy of awards...maybe they should make time to play a few of them.

As someone who is a regular Subway customer: I’d rather they just bring back the seafood sub.

“This almost tastes like barbecue sauce...”

I was going to go with “The World rolled him,” but honestly yours made for the better snarky epitaph.

Now, two years later, they are reportedly very close to closing a deal with The CW to air the show, although no hands have been shaken yet.

I genuinely like Ms. Pugh as an actress, but I don’t want to discourse about her nipples.

The kids are going to be in their 40s by the time the strikes end, aren’t they?

I assume the use of “clammed up” is attempting to make a seafood-play on words (since the aliens in District 9 are nicknamed “prawns”), but I admit that I could be giving the writer too much credit.

“Sandy” was right there...and it’s actually a woman’s name.

act like you’re above it.

So you’re saying he’s got soul...but he’s not a soldier?

Sky Commanders.

I don’t know that I could move for a good 6 hours after trying to eat both a Chipotle and a Qdoba burrito in the same sitting, so I get the instinct to cut calories....just not on cheese.

The Wisconsinite in me is disturbed by the lack of cheese in your burrito order(s).  Qdoba is the easy winner for me, if only because Chipotle’s queso was terrible the last time I tried it.

“Perhaps wackiness is the cure to superhero movie fatigue.”

...by folks who know what salsa should taste like.

Who honestly thought this needed an AVC review?

...and honestly, who watched the Pitch Perfect movies to see Adam Devine’s brand of “comedy”?

How hilarious would it be if the only acting performance from Barbie to win an Oscar was the guy (Gosling)?