I keep getting older, and Hooters waitresses keep staying the same age...

...said Ripley to the android Bishop.

Damn it, I had something for this...

I feel like there should be a ground rule for the show: if the chefs bought it, they should be able to use it. Assuming production noticed the same abandoned box of ingredients that Sara did...the “drama” of getting inadvertently screwed over by your fellow competitors doesn’t mesh with the type of camaraderie we’ve…

Sheeran previously stated that if he lost the suit, he would quit music for good. “If that happens, I’m done, I’m stopping,” he testified earlier this week.

“Adam Warlock, Marvel’s best comic book character.”

For Chicago-style thin crust

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As someone who only knows the Fast franchise from commercials, this made me laugh more than I should.

I barely remember the sketches, but I thought the joke was the “Hollywood” interview with foreign press left the guest on the show with no understanding of the context for the interview.

Mise en place relay returning makes me assume we’ll eventually be doing restaurant wars, which with this cast, should be quite good.  

(WE ARE NOT LAWYERS)

One is opening in my local area soon. I’ll probably go while it’s open, since I expect it to be around just as briefly as our Krispy Kreme, or the frozen yogurt shops.

They also established Rhodey looked like Terrance Howard.

The thing I remember is that it played the Mystery box card very well with “the orb,” right down to having a future version of Briscoe telling him he’d understand more later.

Free iPads?  What is this, Eagleton?

North Dakota, Wisconsin, Delaware, and Mississippi are team Five Guys. Idaho, Wyoming, Alabama, and Georgia are loyal to Culver’s

This is also a reminder that it’s been 8 years since Craig Ferguson (and Geoff the robot) had a nightly talk show.

My favorite part of the episode was Sarah Sherman antagonizing Colin Jost. Unlike Lisa from Temecula, that premise will never not be funny to me.

Ice-T: So, are you telling me this guy gets off...