If there isn’t a special response for asking Scaramouche whether or not he’ll do Fandango....that’s a localization fail.

I tuned out a few years ago.  They might as well call it The Country Voice, since that’s the genre the audience votes for.

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I don’t know about real life...but it’s killing my fantasy team. I posted $3 for Robach in a keeper league!

I’m guessing the original study ranked them by percentage growth, rather than by menu average price.  (35%, 15.6%, 14.6%....and a bunch of other stores in the middle before McDonalds.)

I finally started Midnight Suns last night, so I’m still very much in the “this is too easy” phase of the game. Curious to see if some of the tertiary characters (Magik, Nico Minoru, etc.) have interesting card mechanics, since the early characters I’ve seen are fairly straight-forward.

This is an ad, not an actual story.

Needs more beignet king.

Community notification jokes are old-school AV Club; that was the basis for my response. (I don’t wish to dump on Ms. Heard — there was already enough of that in her and Johhny Depp’s marital bed.)

I got a Community notification for this?

The complaint seems to be that Taylor Swift has too many fans, so they can’t all go to her concert tour at the same time.

All I’m saying is, if this is really the unauthorized Britney Spears musical, “Drive Me Crazy” should be an elaborate dance number leading up to a conservatorship.

This weekend is all Overwatch 2, since the Season 1 ends Monday night (possibly Tuesday morning, but I have a day job). The main battle pass ends at level 80, but the game keeps giving you character titles (“prestige”) up to level 200.

** SPOILER SPEAK **

...but he seemed so normal...

I’m not saying Jodie Sweetin should spend the rest of her life repurposing Stephanie Tanner’s catch-phrase, but this really would have been the time to drop a “How rude!” 

I kept playing through the Ezio trilogy, but I had largely mentally checked out when they offed Kristen Bell’s character.

Maybe the woman who was just cast as Barbaraella shouldn’t complain overly much about being sexualized.

Find someone who looks at you the way that Cecily Strong looks at killing fetuses.

As a Survivor fan, I would also just be up for Probst hosting an episode of SNL.