Too low and the tires still aren’t thicc enough. :(

I am in the editorial world and at a party someone once asked me, astonished, “You can make a living just by knowing how to write in English?” “You’d be surprised how many people can’t. If I led you over to the bar how would you spell ‘led’?” “L-e-a-d.”

I vote that the next hot dog centered article be focused on the infamy of the IKEA Hot Dog Downgrade/Upcharge Scandal.