That’s one hundred percent not the argument I’m making. Put ‘em all online. My hope is that it encourages people to see theatre live when that’s something that’s possible again. 

Yeah, cowboy hat dude was full of all kinds of shit.

i agree Matthews would be grating to work with on a daily basis, but he makes an entertaining character in a crime drama.

yeah these people got the tiniest little slap on the wrist. even the ones who were straight up found guilty are apparently simply paying a monthly charge that’s less than my cable bill, and as is typical for white collar crime, practically none of them did any prison time (not complaining .. prison is stupid and…

I didn’t remember until you posted this just how much I loved The Westing Game as a kid. Thanks for bringing it up.

Mark Evan Jackson likes to call The Good Place “the smartest dumbest show on TV”; Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein work the same way. They’re spot-on satires and, in the case of Saddles, a scathing social commentary. But Brooks never forgets they have to be funny too. So we have a perfect replica of James…

Partysaurus Rex rules

Great, now you’re posting that same boring link to someone else’s TLJ critique in TWO different forums now.  Give it a rest!  Form your own opinions!

Thing is, in 1999 audiences left theaters satisfied, almost giddy, with Episode 1. Darth Maul was the character with the biggest impact and the climatic battle ended a 16 year light saber battle drought. It was in the years that followed that the nerd echo chamber exploded and public derision for the film came to the…

More like Turd Crapley!

Anyone who disagrees is streets behind.

He’s reviewing store bought frozen pizza in Heaven now. 

One of our most streets-ahead human beings.

Good on Michael Vick. I’d still like to see him shoved dick-first into a stump grinder. 

Wait, there are people who don’t already know this?? It was obvious to me the first time I saw it in the theater and I was five years old at the time. Luke looks down at his mechanical hand, realizing that he’ll become like Vader if he kills him.

Yeah, I demand that these film critics change their opinion of a movie because it doesn’t match my own!

The only thing worse than The Last Jedi is people still complaining about The Last Jedi.

i love seeing you all be so upset over not understanding a movie. It’s delightful.

I am ready to never hear another thing about Donald Trump ever again.

It's a damn shame he died before being able to direct a Marvel movie.