Last time I tried to use my dinner fork as an ax, I wasn't impressed.

In his defense, it's hard to drive when you're pixelated.

What you are displaying here is a serious lack of vision and a great deal of indignation.

So, the cool thing about the internet is that there is a lot of it. Even on this website, there are multiple staff writers, and even more members who can also write their own pieces.

Police sketch: