Can some one please tell me why in the actual fuck this was a "10 best" list on Jalopnik???

Have there been any reports of a middle-aged man with a dirty tank top on climbing out of one of the side windows, while laughing maniacally?

Off topic question:

See, after doing the voice training, I can say things like "These aren't the droids you are looking for" or "DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH??" and it takes me to the nearest movie theater. Modern technology.

I have found that the Audi voice recognition system in my A5 works very well. It is even on the previous gen MMI that this new A3 has. In order for it to really work correctly, you have to go through the "voice training" program on the system that asks you to say specific things to tailor itself to your speaking…

Thanks for the hat-tip broskious maximus!

That looks like a hot mess to me.

Could someone tell me how in the actual hell they could POSSIBLY determine it was him that shined it at the plane? I mean, I have a laser pointer in my apartment that I use to terrorize my cat, so what if my neighbor decided to go out on their deck, shine a laser at a copter, then go back inside. Maybe they could…

(96dB * unicorn)/eleventy-three = Threve

Lol @ the shitty 2005 Mustang V6 wheels.

Tried watching the ad video but had to stop it after just 10 seconds. It got awful dusty in the room all of a sudden.

Fuck yea it's necessary to drop the F bomb when talking about a car like this.

#pedanticfornogoodreason

Well, I think that this is a pretty motherfucking good, motherfucking article. Fuck it.

Ahhh...

I think the question should be, "why SHOULDN'T

Can't believe I am the only one that thought of this.

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