It's "ChRisT". Christ.

It's "chute"... Christ.

I have been in IT since 2003. Started in the Air Force where I drove a 2000 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP. Then in 2008 I bought a 2005 Acura TL. Right now, I currently own the beastly princess that you see here. She has Monsoon Gray paint outside, inside baseball glove brown Milano leather seats, 6spd manual, nav, red…

Strawberry Ass-chick.

Somebody PLEASE .gif that shit, yo.

Should have told tha t fatty, fat loud-mouth fuck that there was a twinky next to the exhaust pipe that you dropped and that if she gets it for you, you will turn to the truck off. And then....

STEP 6: ????????

Yo dog I heard you like to reply...

Needs moar Camry

Well not shit. I am totally using that in Scrabble.

Well, color me underinformed or just retarded for not getting it, but what in the zombie Jesus does 'ZAFTIG' refer to? Someone help a bro out so I can look cool and tell ppl about it at the water cooler.

Word.

What kind of car is it and what year? I have heard bad things about nearly every nav system, but I feel like only a few of them are actually terrible. I read that a guy who bought a 2011 Audi did the same as you and bought an external Garmin unit even though he had the nav. Said it was clunky and he couldnt use it.…

LOL, please tell me that is based on the Crown Victoria chassis! That thing looks like my asshole turned upside left.

Why do BMW engines always sound so goddamn awesome?

All I have to say is, if I had tags that were a few days expired and I was going to be arrested for that I would probably get tazed bro. I have the utmost respect for the PO-lice, but when I feel like there is a chucklehead that wants to flex his 'respect my auth-OR-i-TIE' peen, I tend to get mouthy and WILL tell a…

I used to have like 10 of those things. Jesus they were shitty. lol It was more fun to look at the art around the tiny screen and imagine what it would look like to really be in a motorcycle race. Then you turn in on, expecting to see that vision... Nope, you get monochromatic black splotches that moved on the X-Y…

oh SHIT, oh FUCK!!!! That almost wasnt good... The guy in the mustang must have not popped a tire, which is why he was able to keep it out of the bush and shiny side up.

Those red X's on his eyes must have been some type of post mortem development, or a botched attempt at giving a blind man sight. Why the fuck would a zombie want to see? He is fucking dead and navigates based on the intoxicating aroma of brains and blood.