Now that's what I call... A STICKY SITUATION!!!!

I'll go ahead and do this for you all.

Kids should get mandatory punch to testicles followed by tar and feathering, then an expression of thanks for ridding the hapless couple of their steaming pile of hyundai grossness.

Because Fake Racecar

Wessels... I mean, Waffles.

@Donald Johnson:

dude, i dont care if I'm the only one to say it, but you have had shitty car after shitty car after shitty car, after shitty car. None of those should be memorable. SO sorry for you... :)

Needs moar Plymouth...

Next up, the anal decompressing air suspension. Its a gas!

Has anyone called 1800-DIAL-GEO yet???

+1

Run down the hall with your balls.

Ride a double decker with your pecker.

Get in the tub with your chub.

Do a trick with your dick.

As I recall, I beleive that it has been discussed in many a few previous posts that you we definitely not of Romanian decent. This footage CLEARLY supports the idea that Romanian dongs are blurry when exposed to natural light. Become Romanian, then you can have a blurry wang-chung. Pretty easy.

@BrtStlnd: The way that I understand this is, when you are going down a hill and you have it in neutral, the engine is at idle speed, which requires the computer to feed fuel into it to keep it running. When you have it in gear and have your foot off the accelerator, fuel is not being sent into the engine because…

I will never understand why in the holy hell these people think that it is possible to sell a 26 year old car with 100k miles for this much money. I love this picture :)

Word. Straight to your mom. I'm here to drop bombs.

Word.