Ok, what am I missing here that doesn’t make this a crazy person?

Welcome to the AV CLUB since you must be new here.

Because he is part of your general surroundings. You gotta look around you, and then deal with the issues the world around you raises.

If you can’t handle situations like these maybe you weren’t actually ready to have kids.

Sea turtles are very tasty, and you can use their shells as a canoe to get off desert islands.

Lol, “No kids I assume?”

Kids are actually quite good at understanding that something is inappropriate.

Sounds like you didn’t gird your loins properly and ended up with loin spawn. Loin spawn should be kept under voice control at all times in public or they shall be muzzled and leased for the safety of the masses.

I don’t want a ligation. Condoms are easier.

Lots of safe sex though.

That is what you signed up for when you had unprotected sex and didn’t take your morning after pill.

The shoes are cute. I would wear them. I love seeing colabs for the fans, but I think you should be less insulting when writing an article about something, or maybe pass it on to a fan. 

Just remember that a “21% increase” in the likelihood of an unlikely event such as early death makes it....still pretty damn unlikely. If you have a 0.1% chance of early death, and you drink 2 sodas per day, you now have a 0.121% chance of early death.

Actual shit Azealia Banks has Tweeted:

So....body shaming is ok if it’s a man with very public addiction issues seemingly trying to get healthy??

It can't rain all the time, but if it bleeds we can kill it. 

First a bit about me to give a human element to where I'm coming from. I'm a 23 year old cisgendered male, though Ive always struggled with gender. I've always benefited from male privalage, though I've also suffered from lgbt stigma (ranging from verbal to physical assaults, although im not gay, just often perceived…

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

Thanks Tracie, I'm really looking forward to seeing that later today!

When will you be posting the illustrations of what Disney princess pussies look like?