(emphasis, and inability to comprehend written English, both yours)

I bet you tried this sort of thing on your parents when you were 8 and I bet it didn’t work then, either.

Yes. This is the good stuff. More of this.

Gawker wasn’t free press. They were a tabloid that unscrupulously published private information. What they did to Hogan and others was not newsworthy. It was a failure in journalistic ethics.

He most certainly was. He had a grudge against Gawker and he waited for the right opportunity to litigate them to hell, since his own situation wasn’t a strong legal case. What he did was completely legal, and Gawker was in the wrong for what they did to Hogan. That wasn’t even the shittiest thing they had done. I may…

Also donating $100,000 was Peter Thiel, the man who sued our previous owner Gawker Media out of existence.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

JEEBS!

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

+1 isn’t nearly enough

Updated

Just looking for the restroom.

Gronk: Hey bro, did you see me take out the brown terrorist guy at Wrestlemania and Smackdown?

Sorry everybody but I’m going to buy up all five units Nintendo will release and sell them for 100x on eBay. Bwahahaha!

And the father of the child has announced that his pelvis is almost fully healed.

Aaron Hernadez hanged himself this morning in his single cell, with a bed sheet tied to the window. But at least two people are wondering whether Hernandez really hanged himself: his lawyer and his agent. 

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

Good boy.