TEACHES DISCIPRINE!

Meanwhile at one point 3 years ago the Tigers had Verlander, Porcello, AND Scherzer in the same rotation and we still couldn’t win shit.

This picture seriously freaks me out. What the hell is wrong with these kids? Nothing says “I hate being college aged!” like being a college republican.

A career backup, McCown fell to his death after the picture was taken.

Jason, congrats! You’ve truly arrived.

Aww, good to see the devs not being salty and actually throwing a friendly jab rather then a legal one.

This is a pressure-filled situation for a young quarterback. Can Goff go 3-4 and secure Fisher’s legacy?

My testicles are vibrating with boundless energy for I am deeply excited to see Jerrum Gwelfph do good passes with his friends.

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

Everyone else in the country: Oh, awesome, a debate over whether New England or Seattle has the best fans! This isn’t at all unbearable!

I guess that explains why Eli’s lips were moving the whole night.

He takes me out of every single movie he is in.. He’s lowkey Nic Cage. This goofy mother fucker’s acting is so bad he somehow made me miss Shia LaBeouf in the last Transformers movie

Can you guys cool it for a couple days on all of the political articles?

No shit. Incredibly annoying guy.
*deliberately sets up a stunt, knowing exactly what will happen*
“OHHHH MYY GOOOOOOOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED”

Good call tapping the public on this. Hopefully the thief manas up before the police and DA double strike at the end phase.

I noticed you failed to work in something about Shawshank Redemption being the greatest movie of all time...

He is a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can’t look away

+1 Bully King

Wow. Nicely done. +1