Ha! I also thought of Tyra. Congratulations. You’re still in the running to be America’s Next Top Stooge, Rudy Giuliani.

“This buffoon is going to be the puppet of Kusher, Pence, Bannon and Preibus.”

Every way you look at it:

He is no one’s president. Title or not, he will at best be a cardboard cutout of a president that yells and tweets.

Pence couldn’t get his paperwork together in a timely manner like a lazy high schooler. Paperwork that is helping him prepare for the White House.

God the saddest thing is I think he really does see this as just another reality TV challenge.

The fact that he’s still under the impression that people want to be “in suspense” about what he’s doing with the government is mind boggling. How many years will it take him to realize the presidency is not a reality TV show? What a fucking gong show.

“I am the only one who knows who the finalists are”

Please. They’re not paying attention. The election of Trump was just a validation to themselves their hatred of brown people and assorted “others” remains in the mainstream. They couldn’t give a fuck what he’s actually doing. So long as he rattles the cages with a few “Mexicans are rapists” and “extreme vetting…

How can all of his children be involve if they will continue to manage his enterprises. Would this create conflicts of interest?

The Tiffany-Ivanka scale is probably how he rates other women, too.

Noice.

I actually find Mike Pence far more heinous than I do Chris Christie, which is really something.

What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

Who amongst us hasn’t had to circle back through drive in after eating someone else’s fries. It starts with the bag loosies and next thing you know...

I’m pretty sure that whatever Christie picked up from McDonald’s didn’t make it into Trump’s hands.

Anyway, I am nearly certain that Trump instructed Christie to get himself a yogurt parfait.