bitch give Moonlight their things and get off the stage!

He also made fun of that Asian Woman’s name: Yulree, commenting that her husband “Patrick” had a real name....

What an embarrassment.

And then he said something like, “everyone should get awards.” Uh, no, dummy. Moonlight should get the award. This isn’t candy. This is a first Oscar awarded to a movie with an all-black cast. Don’t minimize that... fool.

Listen...yes you covered my annoyances quite well. The fact that he spent a long ASD time mocking a baby’s name annoyed the shit out of me. Saying LA LA land should keep it...bitch give Moonlight their things and get off the stage! He can go his jokes were lame and he made some dog whistle comments that did not escape…

oh, hell yes, I am all for this. Sting (the musician) could be lowered from the rafters in facepaint and break a chair across the Rock’s back, and then he makes a Moonlight joke.

Stage presence is the name of the game for wrestlers

My SO definitely would. I always catch him in the basement watching old WWE episodes with The Rock.

What percentage of the time would his shirt be off?

I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.

Some possibilities:

I literally stopped eating a girl scout cookie halfway through and put away the box.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be taking a cold shower, lol. Lawd have mercy!

I think Nikki cares more about making gigantic, comical piles of money more than she cares about having enough rap cred to justify, on a cold and technical level, her “queen of rap” nickname (as though one could ever do that anyway).

People need to learn how to communicate during sex. Like some people might like really aggressive oral, some may not. We kind of need to get out of our own heads. Like you said, if a guy is like “oh just you wait” that pretty much says, “my ex girlfriend really liked this so you must too.” Which sounds really weird if…

I think giving women oral is really the simplest thing in the world: If your partner likes it keep doing it. If they ask you to do something, do it. That usually works :D

I bet he makes women lie to him and say they orgasmed from just his whack dick

perhaps - we have generations of people who would rather spare another’s feelings that ensure their own pleasure.

I’d add, don’t fuck a Republican guy, ladies and your chances of getting off will be incrementally greater*

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start