It always seems to come back around to my sex tape. Yes, a sex tape that was made 13 years ago. 13 YEARS AGO. Literally that lonnng ago. And people still want to talk about it?!?!

That cat is catting harder than any other cat. That is like, ultimate cat right there.

The face of a stay-at-home mom trying to have some fun at wine night!

I DIDNT EVEN PUT VAPIANO ON THE LIST IT’S ALL LIES

EAT SHIT (if they served shit at Fresh Choice, it would only be the finest organic shit and you could customize it with whatever buffet fare you wanted because it’s a restaurant for “the people”)

classic jezeborg right here

Rubio reminds me of Lady Elaine Fairchilde from Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood.