Fuelshark!

No tire kickers! I know what I got!

My dad’s cool friend had a new at the time G-body Cutlass Supreme. I thought it was the coolest car ever. The taillights were, and still are, very cool.

That looks 100% better. Nice jorb.

Miata

I would pay this for a 540i wagon, but not a sedan. It’s nice but not THAT nice.

I had the Wendy’s Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger and thought it was pretty good. I didn’t think it was overly salty.

Canada must be filthy rich from just maple syrup.

I had one a few nights ago, and it was waaaaaaaaay too salty. I don’t know if it was the smoky sauce or what, but it was unpleasant.

I tried to go the cheap, basic EV route with a Nissan Leaf, and I fucking hated it. Couldn’t sell it fast enough. It’s a perfectly fine car, I guess, but for me, an enthusiast, it was never going to work.

Rear taillights? As opposed to the front taillights?

Perfect blank canvas for a Donk. A Box, technically, but you get the idea. A giant yawn for anyone else.

Electric cars.

I live in Florida, so... driving with the windows down? I fixed my BMW’s broken window just last weekend in anticipation of cool weather.

2001 BMW 325i e46.

Is this Scout like the International Harvester Scout SUV? Or some other brand?

Actually, maybe you should be like Larry.

Crew cab, longibed dually. Give ‘em a taste of REAL AMERICA.

I’m gonna say it: Cornbread stuffing sucks.