I’ll believe the fridge when I see it.

“a highly advanced computer on wheels”

Ford Raptor.

I bought my (now ex) wife a car with Carvana and it was perfectly pleasant.

This story is somehow even more embarrassing than the old Jalopnik tale of the guy shitting his pants in a brand-new Lexus review car.

Block heater.

The 3-speed auto is kind of lame, but NP anyway. If it were mine, I’d swap a 5 or 6 speed in there, originality be damned.

Retrofitted engine? 

I think the Healthy Choice pudding airline miles guy is more interesting. Plus, he actually got his miles.

Agree to disagree.

My girlfriend drives a 2019 Honda Pilot. It’s about as large as I could deal with on a daily basis. 196 in long, 111 in wheelbase, 78.6 in wide without mirrors.

I think I could do a smart car for 90% of my driving. Which is commuting and taking my daughter to school.

It’s funny that they are trying to show off their new car but all I can focus on is the 911 in the background.

Can you really be a sleeper with a giant intercooler taking the place of your grill?

Mr. Plow, that’s my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.

Do they salt the roads where this Jeep is sold? That is the first and probably most important question.

El Caminos or Rancheros.

This is the kind of car I think I want. It’s ironically cool. But I’m sure actually driving and owning it sucks.

The truck from Dual.