You’d think they’d learned their lesson with the $10 sway bar on the Corvair. I guess that wasn’t quite embarrassing enough.

The food is a red herring. It’s that the grandmother asked the kids to lie.

Have they not seen Snowpiercer? This will end well for sure!

There was an amazing episode with some dudes with a muscle car against a team with a Civic. They kept negotiating around the Civic’s nitrous setup. But the nitrous was never even hooked up.

Neutral:

Diesel Brothers!

Well, I stand corrected! Even has the weird Toyota badge on the back.

That is a seriously good looking car.

I’m here for Jalopnik shitting on new, fancy cars.

You can tell how huge it is because it makes 22" wheels look dinky.

The non-dually rear end is especially egregious, especially since Toyota offered small dually trucks at some point.

Snoop Dogg and Tom Arnold? How could this movie fail?

Door panel aside, this thing is amazing. I wish I was wealthy enough to blow $56k on a silly toy.

Its a NP for sure, but I could not look at that blank gauge for more than a few days. It’s a constant reminder that you are in a base model, penalty-box beater.

Ejaculate & Evacuate
Blow your Load & Hit the Road

When I’m road tripping, I always take at least one meal per day at a fun, unique restaurant. I hop on Yelp and look for weird, highly-rated stuff. Even if I have to drive 20 min out of the way. It’s a rule for me.

I’m sorry, but beer tap shifters are amazing.

I’m no huge fan of late-stage capitalism, but yeah, this things owns.

Edsel interiors were always rad. Look at the pushbutton shifter IN THE CENTER OF THE STEERING WHEEL.