I have a hardhard and yellow reflective vest I use for work. I think could could get away with taking literally anything while wearing that outfit. Combined with a plain white pickup truck? You could literally go at the lock with an angle grinder in the middle of the day and nobody would care.

Do you have to preface any mention of said bike with “(possibly stolen)“ like David Tracy does with his FC Jeep?

I had monkfish stew at a swanky rooftop bar in Istanbul about 11 years ago. It was... fine.

I’m going to get my W123 on the road again. My ex-wife got it in a minor fender bender with it almost a year ago, and now it pulls to the left a little bit. I parked it until I could get around to figuring out what was wrong. Now the interior is all musty. The battery is dead. The problems are accumulating and I’m…

Gives new meaning to “Tiny House”....

I object to new cars in general. I just don’t care for the exterior looks. I don’t care for touch screens. I think they have all gotten so “good” that everything tends to look and feel the same. I think the ubiquity of easy horsepower (a 300 hp Camry?) cheapens performance as a whole. I hate that silly electric blue…

I’m going on record to say that the Frequency Allocation Chart is goddamn amazing and I’d never thought of it that way.

Overall, it was a better investment than some Donald Trump made.

We have some top-notch gas stations here in Florida.

This dude probably refers to his car as “my Tesla” or “my BMW” rather than “my car”.

Besides poisoning all those children in Flint? Nothing.

The 2CV is one of those cars that I love and I’m incredibly glad that they exist but I also have absolutely zero interest in actually owning.

Maybe in the future there will be a market to retrofit shitty ICE engines into bricked electric cars. Like that dude that made a Honda Insight powered by a predator motor.

Killdozer he is not.

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Best metal: 316 Stainless Steel

I must say Manneken Pis in extremely underwhelming in person. The damn thing is only like 24" tall.

She has overheating issues caused by the mismatch of the iron head and aluminum block. Pretty common among cats.

I was looking for a BMW 3-series. I found a decent E90, black with tan interior, just like I wanted. I took it for a test drive and it was great. I had my then 4-year old with me. I handed over my $5000 and he handed me the keys. By the time I got the child seat bolted in, he was gone. I put the key in the weird slot…

This thing is gross. What a cynical cash grab.