As a woman, I would definitely be uncomfortable having to use a bathroom that was for men's use, as well. I would not feel especially safe.

I am a married woman with kids who is proud to be a total cat lady. So there.

Seriously, and not for nothing but most people I know manage to find nice things to say about Jen AND Angelina, because they are both talented women and good people and they're both super-pretty and blarrggggh. This "team" nonsense is for Yahoo commenters.

It is, but I don't see shade in this instance. If asked she just asked about the two of them, it makes sense what she said about Iggy as Iggy's race and how that plays into her being a real hip hop artist is a big part of the discussion about her. It just seems that Jezebel is reaching casue they have a problem with…

Their cover is just as the prophecy foretold! REPENT! REPENT!

Dateline tells me to wipe down the hotel remote with bleach before using it because of all the fecal matter, but Lena Dunham tells me to motorboat that ass. Mixed messages, yo.

Time to take a bite out of the ol' leather bagel!

I really don't see the appeal in ass-eating. Am I missing out on anything here?

The Demille award is for humanitarian contributions (by actors/entertainment people... whatever they decide that means), not actually for acting. So the joke is that he's getting a humanitarian award instead of his Human Rights Attorney wife.

You could have just wrote "I do not have a sense of humor"

"Clooney getting an award for acting from an acting organization doesn't mean anything in relation to his wife's work."

Ya think? Thanks captain obvious.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

Awe, c'mon that's just not fair. Texas is badass, you'd be giving those assholes an awesome state with some of the best state parks and glorious wildlife. Can't we just shove them onto a giant space ship or something and put them into an area of space that no one actually cares about?

THANK YOU.

She kinda looks like a bald eagle?

As someone who grew up just outside of Frederick, I can vouch for all of this. Between "drive your tractor to school day," and the confederate flag t-shirts that half my high school insisted on wearing most days, I was just so grateful to graduate and get the fuck out of dodge.

One of these days I'm going to join all you cool kids on Twitter, I swear!

BIEBERGHAZI.

Ah, I see the problem: Malia did not offer it to them as an endorsement. The picture surfaced and Pro Era is (reasonably) excited about it.