Read: "I've spent my life being a pretentious cock and think that my experiences with info, poems, art, and other forms of metaphorical bullshit are more important and relevant than anyone else's. I'm also probably a proud holder of a useless liberal arts degree, a $9 an hour job at the local coffee shop, a boyfriend…

Mine is more itchy with hair there :/ Damn wiry curlies. Growing-in itchiness is nowhere near as bad as pubes curling back and poking my mons.

I'm confused... you're NOT trying hard to do a good job, at the job you were hired to do? That's sad... it's a really popular feature here. Folks like me look forward to it each week...

I really, really hate it. And this has always been my favorite feature here. It's just terrible now.

I feel like I need an Adderal after reading your MWM posts. Can we just ease up and maybe limit fonts to like, 2, and make a few sentences that read calmly? I think you're trying too hard.

#TeamDrinkWineAndWatchAHS?

Good lord, if ever there were a better use of #TeamNoOne I haven't seen it.

It's tiresome, and it seems to be a problem mostly on Jezebel.

don't let your babies grow up to be wildly successful, professional, and still family-oriented? k.

I do that too! I've been ditching my BF for like a week. I don't have time to coddle his ego. I have photoshoots in Punta Mita to do!

I'll admit... this was a hard habit to break. I had to go cold turkey...

I'm playing the Kim Kardashian Hollywood game oppositionally. If someone comments on my outfit, I walk away. I'm always nice to Willow. I never finish my modeling job and spend all my K dollars on booze.

I would argue that the excellent chemistry in Mr&Mrs Smith is probably precisely because they wanted to bang the shit out of each other, but weren't.

I mean none of us were there, so who fucking knows/cares, but the automatic assumption that they did is silly.

"Try new Doritos® XTREME Spicy Semen Blast!"

Cosigned. I realize I'm especially sensitive about this issue because I just had Tyler Perry's Temptation on (hadn't seen it, on Amazon Prime, now regret watching it) and I am just sickened by the narrative that a woman owes her relationship something. Not owes the other person, but that women as a whole should…

you can have polygamous or open relationship, but it has to be agreed by both parties. A lot of times, people seek something new, they are tired of old, or just simple adventure. btw i am not justifying anything here nor i am an expert on relationship.

its not only about power trip, sometimes its about what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Or some people have emotional or physical disconnect with their partner, so they cheat, or have 2nd relationship, while they don't or can't get out of current relationship. etc...

i need dis cheez

Me too. Brie rinds are DELICIOUS. Semen, I could take or leave.

I love the rind on Brie cheese and no, semen tastes nothing like that. Sorry.