White people LOVE shouting "I'M SO FREAKING NOT RACIST! HERE'S PROOF! I CALL THESE THINGS RACIST! SEE HOW AWESOME I AM? LOVE ME! PLEASE, PLEASE LOVE ME!"

Eh - not as funny/poignant as you wanted this to be.

Oh my god, that was a mistake and I am sorry I didn't catch it. Thank you for pointing it out.

Thirteen years of Catholic school including one year of AP Biology in which I was taught evolution says you're wrong.

Interesting that your shitty grad program never taught you that this belief has been endorsed by the Catholic Church since 1950. Might want to get your money back.

2 + 2 = 4??? BURN THE HERETIC!

YOU get it. The person who wrote this article, notsomuch.

I don't know any Catholics who are creationists and I know a shit ton of Catholics. The tone of this post is really odd. Next up, Isha Aran discovers the church doesn't hold Jews collectively responsible for the death of Jesus.

Listen Rome wasn't built in a day and he is just the rep for the organization, so he can't just do whatever he want. It takes time man.

Pretty much. Most Americans just think Catholic=Religious Right which=Antigay+Antisex+biblical literalism

Jesuits... the shit, man.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

The idea that evolution and the big bang theory are sacrilegious and absolutely could not possibly be true and God doesn't want science in schools is more pervasive among certain protestant denominations than among Catholics. Especially the protestant churches most prevalent in the southern and rural parts of the…

Not at all. The Church has been down with Darwin and the BBT for decades.

not a big deal at all except for tone. The Big Bang was first theorized by Fr. Georges Lemaitre, a Jesuit priest and given the blessing of the pope almost immediately. In the midfifties the pope said that there's was no reason a catholic couldn't except Darwinism. Pope John Paul II said there was no debate and that…

As has been pointed out numerous times on any number of outlets (including Gawker), this is not new for Catholics. Catholicism has never believed in Biblical literalism, evolution has pretty much always been a non-controversial idea, and the guy who first proposed the Big Bang Theory, Georges Lemaître, was a Catholic…

adultosaur!

THat is not what Bernerd was saying at all. Jesus.

Well, to be fair... most of the Disney Princes are special needs.

You bring up the airplane seat issue as if it is personal. I have sat next to a morbidly obese male on a five hour flight and he was half way into my seat. No arm rest for me and I could barely move, while he napped the whole flight. I paid just as much as he did for my seat; why should I have to sacrifice my comfort…