I made myself some cheesy eggs and buttered toast for brunch. I put the plate down to hug my significant other and my dog stealth wolfed down one piece of toast and a portion of my cheesy eggs. He is currently sitting on the couch looking smug.

Is that really racism, though? I mean shouldn't we at least be happy that this old drunk man knows who Malala Yousafzai is?

Hahahaha, that is totally unsurprising. He may be the only rich person in town these days who still lives by the "Keep Austin Weird" code.

The punchline might've worked if it were in elvish or if the author's name was spelled correctly...

I wish Jezebel didn't wouldn't be do so outraged on her behalf when she seemed to get a kick out of. The idea of Malala being at the Boom Boom room is hilarious! Also, it says the dude is tipsy & in his 80s, his 80s people.

Is it wrong that part of me is actually just heartened by the fact that an old white man even knew who Malala was??

I bet if it were you, you'd do anything to not have your body violated in such a way. But I'm sure you'd say otherwise.

I'm assuming his next move was to thank the nearby ficus tree for pulling him out of a burning tank during the war.

Mr Harry's family are from Isle of Man but I've never heard of this. He is massive sceptic so when I asked him about the bridge I was surprised when he always says hello because if you don't the fairies "fuck you up".

Perhaps June as a child was a victim? I don't know. I don't like for people to demand children to be taken away from their mother. And, I am suspicious of the media. However, if any of it is true, how can you allow someone back into your life who touched your children? It's just horrible. I've never watched the…

must have been the seelie court. unseelies woulda murdered a bitch.

Katie, I can handle penis thoughts any time of day or night. Text me.

I was in London in May, and on my first day saw a billboard for her doing a limited run of Good People. I knew nothing about the play, but knew I had to see it. Ended up with 6th row seats, and was absolutely mesmerized. She's literally onstage the entire play, with a pretty convincing southie accent. Having…

yes we do

it's morning now. your thoughts?

And her Inner Goddess is a Swiffer.

She's a large lady in rural bumfuck so she already had slim pickings, add onto that the tv show and it's only gonna be worse for her. Poor thing, Iyanla should fix her life.

So, can all the people who defend Mama June as being a "good mother" STFU now? She took back the molester of her own child family member. When she has a child around the same age.

I love this, her sense of delusion is amazing. She actually thinks that any job she's ever had isn't about her family.

Speak in French. When I speak French I use all sorts of horrible English words and whenever anyone calls me out I'm like, "desole" and then I just keep on doing it because the French seriously do not give a fuck about the English and their childish PC battles.