Now poor Chris Andersen is going to have to spend the summer explaining to his friends that he didn't actually get posterized by Kawhi Leonard.

Especially with that goddamn noise. After years of working around fax machines, I'm suffering hearing loss and headaches. I used to tell my boss and request ear plugs, but he would just tell me to "toughen up and get back out there and send that fax dammit." Now they want to pay my co-workers and me $765 million after…