'Busa swap.

I actually saw this in Germany when a faster car would come upon a slower car in the fast lane (who, admittedly, was usually there because they were passing someone properly). Almost as if to say "I'd move over a lane to pass you, but I can't."

Also, it fell down a hole.

Latest gen Mistubishi Galant? Apparently people did buy those.

My favorite part about all the hand-wringing over this by the BBWAA and it's members is that the Deadspin ballot was almost right in line with the actual outcome, with a slight numbers shift (in the right direction). These 'uneducated', 'inexperienced' or [whatever other condescending adjective you'd like to add]…

I came here to say the same thing. The actual cheese portion of the building is surprisingly small.

That makes you not the target market for this car.

A bit obscure, but the Invicta S1 and VW Passat

The problem is that generally torque is what a dyno will measure directly, and that gets converted back to horsepower through the calculations you provided.

Mitsubishi Galant VR-4. Family sedan looks, all the DSM go-fast parts.

The bed is actually too tall for a fifth wheel. You need to get the smaller MXT to actually be able to tow anything.

Well, you pretty much just described the ZR1 as well as the bike.

Solution: remove right pedal.

Porsche 959. 450hp out of 2.85L, and still looks gorgeous.

Is says....Moops!

SVT Raptor.

I really want it, but that Olds 350 diesel is one of the engines that scares me.

Perfect.

You need to work on your acrostic skills. Started good, but GOOCRSW isn't the best one I've seen.

I'm waiting for your cover of "My Humps".