The real way to make people fit would be to charge them $1000 a couch and then pay a subscription to be able to sit on it w/o donating sweat first.

The real way to make people fit would be to charge them $1000 a couch and then pay a subscription to be able to sit on it w/o donating sweat first.

The giggle at 2:06 has made my day.

Still might get it, but that’s kind of a bummer. The rounded chibi style seems like something that would have transferred much more seamlessly to Switch. Nintendo pulls off the cartoon graphic style so well on the console, so I thought maybe someone else could have too, but alas.

Before reading this, I swear to god if this just a list of Mario games...

The “my husband won’t fuck me” plot. A tried and true classic from adult romance stories.

This is so obviously not true. Just think about how many different translations of any Tolstoy novel are out there.

Wow, check out this communist demanding things like a 40 hour work week and the ability to like feed their family on a single job and shit.

I agree. But I also don’t know that there is much evidence that delaying games has ever really led to better working conditions during that extension, either.

Mostly going to be playing Valkyria Chronicles 4, I think. I also picked up Destiny 2 for free last month when it was a PSPlus deal, so I might duck into that for some FPS campaign fun

2nd paragraph has the etymology

Sure, you’d have no legal right. Your legal rights aren’t the end-all-be-all of justice in this world.

I’m of two minds about this.

I’ll probably be in 800 acres in Texas in the middle of nowhere. Off the grid in a self-sustaining community, just living with no power. Like this is fun and all, but technology is just killing me, man.

Do you think every publication is just one person with 15 pen names and thus all opinions must be absolutely consistent with a singular perspective?

I am happy to believe that there is stuff better than CoCo out there, but on my trip to Fukuoka, it was difficult as a non-speaker to ask or look up anything better. Like you said, it is satisfying and gets the job done, but curry was one food blind spot that I had trouble seeing through on my trip.

I would love to examine the culture of ancient Rome and play a game reenacting its conquests to take over the entire world while subjugating, enslaving, and killing millions of people, without politics.

your first paragraph states that VIII (8) is being released. understandable oversight, but just a heads up

did this genius just invent sparknotes?

“Save this shit for the real world, video games are an escape.”