To summarize my lifelong fandom of the Minnesota Vikings (I attended this game) I give to you:

Or Minnesota!

This is what happens when you can’t buy alcohol on Sundays. People get crabby about dumb shit like this.

1. Austin

Carl Gerbschmidt is the best fake caller in history.

You sound like a fucking idiot.

Is that Bevo 13, the one that died of cow AIDS?

Vikes fan.

Thoughts and prayers.

*I am not a fan of the Washington NFL team*

Well, now that Ryan Lochte’s carcass is void of all meat, pitchfork nation needs a new body to feast upon. Enter bloated bloviating beast-man, Peter King.

What I take away from the Rio Olympics is that our media is a bunch of fucking idiots. They sold these games (this site included) as being an abject failure long before they ever began, yet somehow the people of Rio were able to pull off what appears to be an amazing event with very little incidents. How can the media…

I hate you.

Shrug

It feels as though this story, much like Lochte, will never go away.

I wish Nate would have sold the fight as a counterpoint to any of the bluster that Conor was throwing out there with “bitch, I choked you out. Shut your mouth.”

Why the fuck do you give WWE any attention?

I stopped taking this article seriously when I read the name “Jim Bob Cooter” you're obviously just making up names.

The answer to your query is: is Joe Flacco Elite?