As a Twins fan I hated Punto... He was a poor mans David Ekstein and the fan base fucking loved him.

I feel like everyone has a Cubs fan buddy that could be this guy.

He'd sweep the Bills every season without thumbs.

Rulon Gardner beating Aleksandr Karelin was the only thing more epic than this.

Real wrestler. Those circus freaks from WWF should bow down that they get to share the moniker “wrestler” with Maroulis.

Yakety Sax

No

Ticket sales are a disaster and as a result these idiots have to piss all over the sport.

Why is Connor dressed like he’s on his way to an audition for an 80's sitcom?

I watched the first set before bed... I dreamed of beautiful butts all night long and woke up with a smile as wide as the California king I slept in.

I see Matt and Julio but who the fuck are those other two Falcons? Are they mannequins?

As a Viking fan, I’ll never fucking forget.

Nice packer T-shirt, dipshit.

This is the only instance where I would openly cheer a suicide bomber. Fuck every idiot in that building.

He deserves every single dime.

A Mexican cowboys fan, a Mexican Raider fan and a Mexican Rams fan walk into a bar... Everyone else runs out.

I would have expected O Globo to have been one of the sex partners. :/

When I was in HS the point of wrestling was to hide wether or not you were circumcised.

I’m sure the filthy, fat, cheesesteak faced Phlly fans will handle this with aplomb.

I expect to see this in the Top 10 Cardinals losses of 2016... I image it being top 5.