I hate you now.

He wouldn’t be dunking on anybody if he was at a Saint Paul Public School. Soft ass Hopkins cake eaters.

I bought a key chain from J-crew that was woven(?) like this one and it last me a week before the thing unraveled and looked like shit.

I bought a key chain from J-crew that was woven(?) like this one and it last me a week before the thing unraveled…

How do they know it wasn't Bison Dele pretending to be a shark?

Ben Leber is killing it in the MSP sports market. Dude needs a Radio show or TV show stat. One of my favorite Twin Cities sports media guys. Always insightful, always prepared and seems to be a genuine good guy.

I’d rather have one of Jim Leylands discarded heaters dressed up in a mini baseball uniform as my manager than fucking Gardy.

Flap, are you?

“My lashes gonna come off” lmao!

Kirby Puckett ruined me.

It’s quite shocking the free pass this man has gotten for beating women in an age where it was all “to tha moon, Alice!!”.

Unknown player: Why the fuck is there $5,000 being taken out of my check for fines? I haven’t played a game yet!!!

The ultimate litmus test for Cargo shorts is as follows:

“...looking like a hungover redneck Alan Cumming”

Wow, that actually seems like way more than I would imagine. Nice job, Brazil!

Vikings 1-0... Bring on the Packers in week 2.

Thoughts and prayers

Come to Austin, I'll by you a Firemans.

By “looks at all of the evidence” you mean stalk some random girls insta?

Cowboys fan or Buckeye fan? Kawhi Not Both.

Hopefully when Denny gets to the gates of Heaven, the lord doesn’t decide to take a knee.