Trade Brent Burns back to Minnesota for that worthless Ryan Suter. Hell, I’d throw in Parise as well.

They’re like a toddler learning to walk... If they can stand up and take a few steps everyone freaks out and gushes over them and they usually fall on their ass before everyone is finished showering them with praise.

There has never been a more fake ass tough guy than Kevin Garnett.

I think in most cases you’d be right but not when it comes to the biggest and baddest dude on the court acting like a baby. Dude cries and dances and whines so much that it’s hard not to look at him and think, LeBitch.

Hug, hand shake or fist bump.

Pitbull?

:(

That knee is the mother-fucking worst.

Didn't you dipshits tell us to root for these guys?

What if you carry a legal gun and an illegal gun, doesn’t the legal one cancel out the illegal one? I’m just trying to find any logic in what this man is trying to say.

Minnesota a formerly stadium afterthought of a city now has a new NFL Stadium, a newish hockey stadium, the less-Shitty target center, an MLS stadium on the way, a brand new minor league ballpark for the Saint Paul Saints, new Gopher football stadium... Holy fuck, How does a state afford all of these things when…

I don’t quite know what it is about the US men’s soccer team but I hate them. I openly root for them to get their asses handed to them and they usually do, or so it seems. Even as a perrrenial underdog, I still love watching them get beat, especially by the CONCACAF teams that they’re supposed to be better than.

USMNT getting hot (after one measly win) is the hottest of all hot takes.

He’d save so much money by only serving rolling rock beer.

Fuck KC, and fuck Paul Rudd too.

thoughts and prayers.

Penguins aren’t Ice-Steelers, they’re the Skatetriots...

I wonder if Wiggins helps C-Town win this series? Guess we’ll never know.

I think Pat Tillmans’ story is one of the greatest of my lifetime. Thank you for including him.