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Yikes, he drinks the milk...

I secretly hope for the Vankos to play a role in this movie. It would tie up everything together.

Oof, I can’t imagine them to be very successful when it would have been part of Phase 1. Maybe after Avengers? I’m really bad at evaluating the popularity of them. 

I was always conflicted when it comes to Black Widow in the MCU and questioned the demand for her own movie, but after Endgame, I’m all in. This looks perfect in scale and I’m happy to see Nat once more in the spotlight.

I dunno what I expected from this Red Guardian, maybe something a bit but more darker, but certainly not Russian Mr. Incredible. Not that this isn’t charming in its own way. 

A lot of people think it might be in fact Clint under Taskmasters mask.

What if the Nat we knew always was a Skrull... and the real one is still alive AND a villain? Her being the next big bad could be fun.

If there was ever a movie in dire need of some pumping rock tracks and snarky one-liners it’s this goddamn movie. Might be the dullest action movie I’ve ever seen. And that’s what it its. Pitts character is basically indestructible.

I must admit that I have never played a single Zelda game in my life. I only owned a SNES when everyone else was starting to play on the Playstation and played mostly beat’m ups and JRPGs. It’s one of these gaming pop culture cornerstones I only know second-hand from the affectionate tales of friends or memes.

Same. He’s the epitome of Colonel Badass. The moment he kicks that door open without a breathing mask to start shooting at the escaping “heroes”, so good.

Damn, that game came out in 1998. Now I feel old. I always thought of it as a novelty in Zeldas history.

Me, expecting it to bomb.

Well we had a baby Gungan in Clone Wars. Her name is Roo-Roo Page.

I can’t even blame English websites, but it’s the same with our own entertainment news sites! Even our SW podcasts review the goddamn series.

I just want to say that I hate you all for being able to see this right now. We have to wait here till end of March 2020 before it starts in Germany. And I’m too lazy to pirate it. Now carry on and enjoy your well-crafted piece of Star Wars entertainment and that pudgy Chibi-Yoda thing that pops up everywhere.

Sold! 

Well, getting haunted by ghosts is basically a home invasion. That could be pretty fucked up. A movie where some of Scrooges victims pay him a visit, dressed as the ghosts, to torture him.

I love Renfield as a character, but I’m bummed out that they go for comedy. Could have been a great chamber play between him, Seward and Dracula. 

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Objection! Eiko Ishioka’s fantastic costumes are definitely another one.