HandEgg lost his burner key

6/25/21

A flight of trained hungry dragonflies would work.

6/25/21

Vitamin B works for me too but I thought it was B1 or B6. (I just take a complex.)

6/24/21

I like to go the direct route. Before any cookout I hire a crop duster to spray down my backyard with DDT.

6/22/21

He was never on a 53-man roster.

6/22/21

I think it’s that they didn’t actually let Michael Sam play. They cut him before the season began, so he was the first openly gay man *drafted* into the NFL, but this guy is the first *active player* in the NFL.

6/22/21

I’ve been saying since the get go that Liz C is playing a long con, waiting for the Trump magic to burn out with the Party, and then she’s gonna make Trump look like a walk in the Park. She’s not batshit crazy and stupid like Trump, she’s cunning and evil just like her father, a war mongering, racist piece of shit.

6/21/21

Area Scorpion Puts Smaller Scorpion in Bra, Gets Stung.

6/21/21

“I am quietly outraged at the chaos I myself have caused.”

6/21/21

Scorpions sting, goddamnit, they don’t bite.

6/21/21

Area Woman Puts Scorpion in Bra, Gets Bitten.

6/21/21

Nothing but a reminder of how bad things have grown that the Bushes and Cheneys are looked on with the warm nostalgia of simpler times.

6/21/21

As the Times noted, Cheney (Liz, not Dick) is possibly considering a run for president in 2024.

6/18/21

Joe should just go to the black church next door, they’ll take care of him.

6/18/21

Fuck off

6/18/21

The other dismissals and deaths make it seem suspicious, but this particular dismissal seems like just good “lawyering” (I don’t agree with it, but it seems like the lawyer made a good point). On the other hand, the judge could have been paid off. The possibilities are truly endless.

6/18/21

Are soba noodles a sandwich?

6/18/21

I have long contended that Disney is a cult

6/17/21

He probably could’ve phrased it better, but I agree with the underlying sentiment 100%. It’s absurd that every male friendship gets distorted into a potential gay relationship, even when there’s no evidence beyond the relationship being just a male friendship. Happens with female friendships, too (see, e.g.,…

6/17/21

The “social science IQ” shit is so weird to me, because they always offer up their belief that Asians are smarter and better than them, just so they can excuse saying Black people are inferior.

6/16/21

the white people outraged about velma