Eh, I started to consider that last night, too.  I’m hoping as the herd gets thinned that more people hitch their wagon to Warren instead of boy wonder or Klobuchar (???).  She’ll also get those progressives who aren’t quite ‘feeling the Bern’ either.  Fingers crossed that she can build a coalition..

Real rich coming from the guy who suggested that if Hillary wins he’d grab his gun.  He’s just not in the good graces of the cult anymore and he’s jealous.

6. Because this cookout invite energy is never reciprocated. We don’t get public invites to the pierogi casserole potluck campout or whatever the fuck when we do kind things for them, so let’s just keep our cookouts separate but equal.

Louie Gohmert would have a hard time explaining what the fuck a bar towel even is.

Isn’t part of the issue the fact that there’s often an ‘Independent’ in the elections that siphons votes away from the Dems?

...he’d have to step down from the board of Bank of America

Lol ok

Are you confused about the grammar in the original post or why there was a comment about socialized medicine?  Because gave guidance on both in the link and corrected quote in my previous comment.

“the soothing arms of socialized medicine”*

[ https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/15/politics/rand-paul-canada-surgery/index.html ]

I would donate towards his neighbor’s election campaign just to troll Rand. “I’ve beaten Rand before, with your help I can beat him again!”

VOTE BLUE

Ayyy!  We did that in the late 90s and early 2000s as well!  Not me (I am not dumb) but lots of (dumb) kids in my high school

You don’t. The lady that tried that was told over the phone 3 times that it would not be allowed. She showed up anyway, and they would not let her board the plane. [ https://www.nj.com/news/2018/01/emotional_support_peacock_denied_entry_on_united_flight_out_of_newark_video.html ]

Interesting. Mom HandEgg and future Mrs. HandEgg both remind me constantly of my abysmal posture (I’m 6'1 - 6'2 if I stand up straight). While I try to do back exercises as often as possible, I think at least initially I wouldn’t mind the buzz to continuously remind me. You’re trying to change habits, after all..

Curio…

Oh man, now I wanna watch I Heart Huckabees again

Even if you believe a cancellation fee is justifiable, it’s absurd to think that price is ok.

He added that kangaroos were not yet an endangered species, and if they ever did become endangered, he would consider taking kangaroo meat off the menu.

Albert Burneko’s writeup about ‘bone broth’ more or less sealed the deal for me years ago: https://deadspin.com/get-a-load-of-this-bone-broth-scammer-hustling-powder-1700730676  That being said, I can appreciate the efficiency of restaurants providing this for their customers.

Oh that’s the good shit. Hook that (pun intended) into my veins!

Also, fuck The Babylon Bee. For every mildly humorous Onion-esque headline they create, they put out multiple bullshit religious/conservative talking point headlines that are not funny.  Also, their request for donations states they are doing so “so that snopes or any other site can not deplatform us.”  Either lean…