It still gets me every time when I realize that Bernie Sanders is the JUNIOR SENATOR from the great state of Vermont, whose beer and cheese I adore like few things in this world.

Garrett:

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The team that signed NATHAN FUCKING PETERMAN and didn’t want to pay Khalil Mack is not the most intelligent franchise, I think

You’re alright in my book

Swirly bottlenecks PFFT WITH A CAPITAL P THOSE WERE THE MILLER LITE VORTEX BOTTLES.

Buddy and I inadvertently bought those about a decade ago. We were like “Who gets jazzed up about this bottle design? How tf is this going to sell more cases? Who is this for?!”

Our 3rd roommate comes in from work, opens the fridge and…

“Dead Climbers” is a better band than anything at Coachella tbh

Loving that Kelly Faircloth got the quilt story. I see you, Jezebel assignments manager!

A buddy of mine started campaigning for Krasner pretty much as soon as he made it known he was running. It was partially in response to Trump winning PA (ugh...), but still there was a lot of support behind this guy from young progressives in Philly. He’s the real deal.

I have never agreed with anything on this website as much as I agree with this post. Dems need to TAKE THEIR TIME looking under EVERY. SINGLE. ROCK about Trump and the GOP’s corruption.  Turn it into the Senate majority in 2020.

Narrow win, eh? By what percentage? SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS #Justice4Jizyah

The more boomers that die between 2016 and 2020, the better off we all are.

WHAT THE FUCK

Credit where it’s due, I’ve seen PA Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick’s name quite often on these votes where he bucks the dumbass Republican party and is voting with Dems. He somehow survived re-election in 2018 and now he’s trying to solidify his seat for good, it seems.

“That’s why we’ve got to pray, because they think we’re crazy. But we’re actually the sane ones so we’re praying,”

Steve Bullock is one of the larger offenders here; he could easily be a viable Senate candidate.

At this point, Deadspin’s obsession with Robert Kraft’s penis and whether or not the public will see it is becoming worrisome.

This is what my friend and I pondered last night.  Davis, Zion and Jrue Holliday (the only other Pelican I can name without looking it up) is a pretty solid trio to build from, and would be fun as hell.

Whoa now! Brown shoes can go with a blue suit there, GQ.

I think a charismatic running mate might help him appeal to more people. Also, though I think voters are generally dumb (see: 2016), I think that Trump has and will continue to hurt enough people that he will lose even more rank-and-file Republican support by the time 2020 comes around.

I’m personally not super…