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Right?  Personally, I’m hoping this campaign elevates him enough to run in an Indiana Senate Race down the road, maybe 2024.  But if he survives the 20+ person gauntlet to be the Democratic nominee, I think we can do much worse!  Wtf Splinter

To quote my math teacher colleague: “The answer’s 9, but the notation is stupid.”

Boston numbskulls bitching about some other accent.  This is the darkest timeline..

Like AOC would ever touch this scumbag..

The President himself doesn’t meet that standard on account of all his trips to his shitty resorts (disregarding any trips of *actual* importance he takes).

I shudder to think what they are planning on doing with pants gator and the 42 turtles.  PS - is it allowable to gather upwards of 40 turtles just ‘because’?  I figure that would be some sort of environmental no-no as well

No one teaches that, silly.  But reacting to a dude who was clearly *also* being a jerk is pretty standard operating procedure (much to the chagrin of many a coach).

Huh.. I don’t remember any of my coaches saying “when you box a guy out and he falls over, just keep backing the fuck up to the point where you almost step on him; there will be no consequences for this commitment to defensive fundamentals.”  Maybe I just missed practice that day.

Not sure why women support this man and by women I mean the 53 percent of white women who marched for women’s rights wearing pink pussy hats (that the president would grab if given the chance) and after having gone into the voting booth and voted for this walking bag of pig vomit.

OTOH, I’m also curious about the events that happen *inside* the stadiums where 911 isn’t necessarily called because stadium security and/or the cops on duty handle it.

Eh, Lowry was being a prick, you can see it in both videos.

There was also pretty depressed voter turnout overall stemming from the fact that his opponent was pretty polarizing to the dominant party (even in Alabama!) Take solace in knowing he’s doing better than Roy Moore would to resist Trump’s terrible agenda.

But don’t you think that that Trump will continue to alienate all but his most diehard supporters? Sure he’ll be an incumbent President but nothing about this is normal and/or should be played like politics have been for decades. Someone with Beto’s or Stacey’s popularity can energize their respective bases against

Agreed.  At least Jones I can understand; he’s up for re-election against a most likely *not* pedophile opponent in a deep red and deeply stupid state.  I get that he has to mince words.  Not her, though.

Eh.  He’s a Democrat in Alabama with huge crosshairs on his back.  It sucks that he has to walk this line but that’s the reality of running for office in that state (under 1 of the 2 major parties).

Hey now!  He should also go right to Hell, and you forgot to mention that!

I’m waiting for the actual illustrated rendition of Storm Duck vs. Pope Thrower.

Each Pope he throws has a different pointy hat and/or ability, though they are only summoned for a brief amount of time (like the Assist Trophies in Smash Bros.)

Storm Duck’s powers are self-explanatory obvi

I... don’t think he did?  This reads to me as a fair assessment of the blog’s title.

My best friend and I have probably seen more than 2/3rds of these films in theaters together. He recognized him right away, but I did not. To be fair I think he did his proper diligence in re-watching everything leading up to Endgame.

Better than swimming in the pit of misery.