I shudder to think what they are planning on doing with pants gator and the 42 turtles.  PS - is it allowable to gather upwards of 40 turtles just ‘because’?  I figure that would be some sort of environmental no-no as well

No one teaches that, silly.  But reacting to a dude who was clearly *also* being a jerk is pretty standard operating procedure (much to the chagrin of many a coach).

Huh.. I don’t remember any of my coaches saying “when you box a guy out and he falls over, just keep backing the fuck up to the point where you almost step on him; there will be no consequences for this commitment to defensive fundamentals.”  Maybe I just missed practice that day.

Not sure why women support this man and by women I mean the 53 percent of white women who marched for women’s rights wearing pink pussy hats (that the president would grab if given the chance) and after having gone into the voting booth and voted for this walking bag of pig vomit.

OTOH, I’m also curious about the events that happen *inside* the stadiums where 911 isn’t necessarily called because stadium security and/or the cops on duty handle it.

Eh, Lowry was being a prick, you can see it in both videos.

There was also pretty depressed voter turnout overall stemming from the fact that his opponent was pretty polarizing to the dominant party (even in Alabama!) Take solace in knowing he’s doing better than Roy Moore would to resist Trump’s terrible agenda.

But don’t you think that that Trump will continue to alienate all but his most diehard supporters? Sure he’ll be an incumbent President but nothing about this is normal and/or should be played like politics have been for decades. Someone with Beto’s or Stacey’s popularity can energize their respective bases against…

Agreed.  At least Jones I can understand; he’s up for re-election against a most likely *not* pedophile opponent in a deep red and deeply stupid state.  I get that he has to mince words.  Not her, though.

Eh.  He’s a Democrat in Alabama with huge crosshairs on his back.  It sucks that he has to walk this line but that’s the reality of running for office in that state (under 1 of the 2 major parties).

Hey now!  He should also go right to Hell, and you forgot to mention that!

I’m waiting for the actual illustrated rendition of Storm Duck vs. Pope Thrower.

Each Pope he throws has a different pointy hat and/or ability, though they are only summoned for a brief amount of time (like the Assist Trophies in Smash Bros.)

Storm Duck’s powers are self-explanatory obvi

I... don’t think he did?  This reads to me as a fair assessment of the blog’s title.

My best friend and I have probably seen more than 2/3rds of these films in theaters together. He recognized him right away, but I did not. To be fair I think he did his proper diligence in re-watching everything leading up to Endgame.

Better than swimming in the pit of misery.

I’ve got 11 years in over 2 states and I guess I’m happy I don’t share your cynicism. I can only speak for where I’ve worked but we’ve nominated some pretty highly qualified teachers more than once. Anyone that beats them must be pretty good on paper or in person, and you could no doubt say the same for the next level…

I haven’t paid the greatest attention, but I think he just finished a “listening tour” about the marijuana decriminalization.  Best I can say is that it didn’t appear to make national waves with any controversy.

They have to be pretty fucking qualified to make it out of their district, county, and then state. Even if they *are* “nominating themselves,” in your view.

Imagine a timeline where Beto and Abrams challenge for two red as hell Senate seats in 2020, Bernie and Biden stay in the Senate and on the fucking bench, respectively, and 2-3 other chuckleheads with no business (yet) being Democratic Presidential primary candidates decide to sit out the impending shitstorm. …