Alaska Department Of Environmental Conservation’s Food Safety And Sanitation Program Department Of Long Names And Even Less Useful Actions Mandated By State Law By People Paid To Do Nothing

This is what school administrators do. They cave under pressure from a vocal minority (or, sometimes, majority) about anything that courts controversy.

There is no clearer example of the ‘vocal minority’ getting their way than in some upsetting political/social/cultural element being introduced to a community which…

This nuanced take does not belong on Kinja.  Good day, sir!

At the end of the linked article, they mention that doofus Eric Porterfield, and hoo boy... (emphasis mine):

Settle down, Chad and/or Karen.

lmao +1

Life imitating art (Wesleyan is close enough to Oberlin)

“The best way to defeat Republicans is to use their own words against them”, example 1,584.

Will the younger generations die younger than their parents did because of rage or poverty?

Honestly, let her be.  People forget that Dems could use this kind of firepower in the House and Senate.  She keeps kicking down doors like this, she’ll be in Presidential primaries soon enough.  No need to rush it.

Chance cock-shaped madness.

As with several other issues, all you need to do to beat Republicans is play back the recording of their honest-to-god statements about (x).

I look forward to Biden winning the primary, and having all those Republicans (in name, ideals or both) who said they ‘definitely’ would have voted for Biden over Trump in 2016 absolutely not doing that.  I also look forward to the nuclear hellscape that awaits us in, oh, about 2022.

The local news for where I grew up is covering a similar story about a greeter with cerebral palsy.

Capitalism: it’s the best system!

“Look, guys, it’s pretty clear there’s no chance of Trump getting re-elected, so let’s not give any Democratic candidate ideas..”
- Sen. Tillis

Chef’s kiss. +1

I mean, I’m pretty sure his adventures in Florida were - in his mind - more of a prostitution-ish endeavor and not a human-trafficking endeavor.  

Repubs have Hatch, Grassley, and probably 3 other rednecks who are old as dirt that I don’t know their names. Dems have Feinstein and - at the moment - the JUNIOR SENATOR FROM VERMONT, Mr. Bernie Sanders! (I really can’t get over that fact..)

Seeing the success that Pittsburgh had last year, I could see why their front office would like to try and recreate that environment.  

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