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“Look, guys, it’s pretty clear there’s no chance of Trump getting re-elected, so let’s not give any Democratic candidate ideas..”
- Sen. Tillis

Chef’s kiss. +1

I mean, I’m pretty sure his adventures in Florida were - in his mind - more of a prostitution-ish endeavor and not a human-trafficking endeavor.  

Repubs have Hatch, Grassley, and probably 3 other rednecks who are old as dirt that I don’t know their names. Dems have Feinstein and - at the moment - the JUNIOR SENATOR FROM VERMONT, Mr. Bernie Sanders! (I really can’t get over that fact..)

Seeing the success that Pittsburgh had last year, I could see why their front office would like to try and recreate that environment.  

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Roger Stone’s face is more punchable to me than Jacob Wohl, Ted Cruz, Charlie Kirk or Tucker Carlson

The best bonus of the wind boost is that it pushes you past Pennsylvania as fast as possible.

Disproportionately for their population size.  Not cool, Maine.  Also: fuck your Independents siphoning votes from Dems. Maine is patient zero for that fuckery.

The last gasp of a diminishing generation of racists.. The world’s changing, you hag.

As a private citizen, I can think of few people I’d want to get on the bad side of more than the richest person in the world..

Exactly.  At some point you are completely neglecting the authentic experience of meditation/stretching/spiritual centering when you start to include goats, beer and curse words..

The hero we need

Fuck it, Walker tried this shit in Wisconsin, and Nick Martin’s own NC Legislature tried to hamstring the Demo Gov before he got started. Northam: GO HOG WILD! Reparations? Why not!? Secure a voting base for a generation because you’re there already

That quote is huge.  But yeah, she has the Evangelicrazies on board, so she’s been under the radar (because the base totally supports her).

I’m happy she’s now on my radar.  The Democrats are having their ‘tea party’ moment, it would seem.  About fucking time.

Lol. Wyoming: come for your Senator.  This is a dude acting scared of the jobs and cost of the loss of ice cream as if that is A.) the best way to highlight your perceived shortcomings of the dairy restrictions of the GND or B.) His voters don’t know any better.  I know which one I’m guessing is closer to truth..

Honestly, things like this should definitely be used in current attack ads.  Wonder how many Texans remember this about him..

If half-phrase bingo existed, and if you watched every Donald Trump press conference, you would absolutely never lose with the following phrases:

Weird takeaway but ok.  It’s pretty dangerous and these people are unstable, but he’s not victim blaming.