@Mubtee: Ah, a fellow cellphone hater. You earn a heart!

Let's start a Kotaku pool and place bets on which Gizmodo and/or Gawker employee(s) will get charged with some sort of crime for the whole iPhone bullshit now that the police are investigating. Who is up first?

Wow. What an accomplishment. Something truly useful in life and something that society as a whole will find amazing.

@FearfulInsomniac: He's referring to things said on the World Wide Web, which is not the same as the internet.

@FearfulInsomniac: Are the downloads the same price as the retail games? That would make the downloads a ripoff since you are getting less for the same amount of money.

@FearfulInsomniac: What joke? The iPhone is first and foremost a phone, and the iPod is first and foremost a media player. The DS and PSP are first and foremost game consoles.

@FearfulInsomniac: The only good thing about it is that it's physical media. Otherwise, it's way too slow. Slow loading times are not something you want on a handheld. If you have a 20-minute ride to work, you don't want to spend 3 of those minutes waiting for the game to get to a point where you can actually play.

@Mhazz: How so?

@trunkenmath: I've had the time, just no urge. I have felt like spending my time watching television and playoff hockey instead. I think the problem is I have too many games I need to play, and thus am overwhelmed and don't know where to start. So to avoid that, I just don't play.

@KDECGP: So you'd rather they released a broken game on time rather than delay it a couple months to make sure it's perfect?

Nothing. I haven't played anything in weeks, not including stuff on my DSi. I might continue checking out Art Academy: First Semester. That program is awesome.

@N●Gage Croal is applying for Mann Co.: He didn't say the population of Japan; he said Japanese Wii Owners.

@Henry Postigo: 4-player mode in insane, chaotic fun!

No. I'll have lost interest by then. I am already starting to lose interest.

Truly fascinating. Truly.

@Minbad: Because they are stupid and like wasting resources.

"Let's X-Ray An iPad"

I'll stick with the current art style for Mario, thanks.

@Yamhead: No. No. No.

@Chicken: And since when have any of you on here referenced Fox News as accurate?