Thank god. I thought I was the only one. I keep asking my coworkers, “Is it in the email?” Pause. “Then why are you here?” Or, “It isn’t in the email? Why not?”

I get the coworkers sprinting over to my desk to talk about the email they just sent. That has to be worse, right? You just hit “Send,” man.

Yes.

+1. Hope so, because I’d hate to see the series decided that way.

There are going to be pre-game zero tolerance warnings. First batter to be hit means the pitcher is tossed, and potentially the manager with him.

Dodgers put Utley, say, eighth in the order, and you’ve got to put disposable arm in for more than one inning (or a bunch of early runs), so that may be a bad strategy.

Rose at one point said Ichiro would NEVER beat his record—even if he threw in the hits in Japan. This may have been premature ejoculation on Pete’s part.

Simple. One weekend make HER a sandwich and salad, and put like almost no mustard or dressing at all on either of them. She’ll be sure to let you know, then you can discuss it, and BAM, your lunch is now how you like it. Come on, people.

Yes, they would’ve walked Harper, because of the force out, the double play, and because he’s the most dangerous hitter in the lineup. So yeah, they would’ve definitely walked him.