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@blyan-reloaded: LOL...But then his odds of being deported would rise somewhat.

@blyan-reloaded: It would be even more ironic if it happened in Arizona.

He plead not guilty? I guess that's what would be expected, however this isn't a small quantity of marijuana for personal use we're talking about here. Something really tragic would have likely happened very soon, had the gardener not accidentally blown up the house.

@simracer: So would that be considered the long debated Quebec separation from Canada, or just the total annihilation of a province?

@Canoehead: I'm Canadian and I don't think that we should be selling reactors. I'm not against them for power generation, but we shouldn't be selling them to countries that will use them to build nukes.

Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper had it right. Elvis really IS everywhere. "Elvis needs boats, Elvis needs boats, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, Elvis needs boats." He just didn't know what to do with them until now. Let the scientists take care of the technical stuff and Elvis can get the boats.

I'd buy one, but I don't want to have the FBI and DEA knocking on my door because it is stuffed with the $24,000,000 worth of cocaine John DeLorean was accused of trafficking to keep his company afloat. I think he was acquitted as a result of entrapment, but it seems like it would not be worth my time.

@JJV5819: If the picture quality is reasonable, this could be a winner, since it is not priced obscenely high.

@whatne1wuddo: O.K. I can accept that. I am not a Trademark Attorney, but to quote the New York Times (not Wikipedia):

This reminds me of the time Microsoft tried to trademark the word "windows." I'm not sure if I need to ask M$ permission to open and close my house windows because I don't remember if they won the court battle.

@blyan-reloaded: I was never very good at Trig, but obviously I'm not good with percentages either.

@blyan-reloaded: OK. South Park makes sense. I hope I didn't offend, because that was not the intent. Oh, and I didn't actually crap myself...still wearing the same undies.

@thenail: If they do their 15% off deal, I'm getting a Macbook Air. The cheapest one. The crack cocaine that Apple secretly injects into us through their devices has me addicted to buying Apple products I don't even need.

@blyan-reloaded: Holy shit! I damn near crapped my pants even though I'm not quire sure why it is so funny. *