A few years ago, some whack job lawyer determined that the moon could be claimed, and sold off in acreages. I was gifted a stamped certificate of authenticity proving that I own one acre on the moon, and I even have the coordinates. I haven't been able to get up there to build a fence and put up "No Trespassing"…

@Mr. Damage: I hope I don't have to cross my own ethical boundaries. Whatever they are.

@db4dbms: For some reason that reminds me of an old Australian carol: "Hey Santa, where's me fuckin' bike?" I did not misspell "me."

@db4dbms: Were we not good girls and boys, and is Santa punishing us like he was in the song by The Killers named "Don't Shoot Me Santa?" I don't know.

@. . . . . . GhostBuster: Thanks. I may join Towlie in the "toke" room now!

I'm thinking two things:

@LegacyCrono: High or not, Towlie is a good role model. Oh, except for the time he was performing orally to earn money to buy crack.

Question: How the hell do you earn a star. It seems like almost everyone has one now, but for the rest of us many of our posts, good or bad are not even read. To borrow content out of this very article, will this new mutated version of "Ask Gizmodo," that may have sprouted in a crack house or a during mushroom…

@soldstatic: Check out an earlier post. Ask Ham_Sandwich as concluded that this article was writting high, in input from Towlie.

Towlie must deserve a credt in this one...

@dfp3050: Can't you?

Maybe Gizmodo can start hosting their comments section in one of the editors heads covered with tinfoil.

Talking while holding a cell phone to your ear in a car is a distraction. Built in bluetooth is not in my opinion. Why not ban passengers. That would certainly save lives.

@Jackstick: While I don't disagree with body scans in principle, if they are going to stop my "boys" from swimming, or make my wife spawn a Cyclops, I will not be happy.

@FrancesTheMute: Gerald Ford was the only president who served twice, but was never elected, thanks to awkward situations with Agnew and Nixon. I hope the new Gerald Ford carrier has better luck.

@RomeoDude: Not likely. Apparently Apple can't decide how white, white needs to be and is willing to toss out a truckload of phones as a result. Too bad they didn't have the same attitude when it comes to antenna's.

@Yamato: That would be a bad ass body scanner. I might opt out of the scan and go for the groping.

@Gordonium: My first thought was that they were rail guns, but my second thought was that they were spare parts from a Viper. Wrong on both counts.

@Yamato: That was my thought too. I would totally buy a rail gun on e-bay or elsewhere. Could you imagine the Machiavellian respect/fear you would get from your loud neighbours if you had one of those aimed at their living room.

@mrisinger: We're way off topic now but what I find crazy is that I know people at work who are very, very religious, yet openly racist. What exactly is religion teaching these people? Tolerance? To be clear, I am not labeling all religious people with one stroke. I'm not religious, but that doesn't mean I am…