@blyan-reloaded: If this legit, this guy may disappear one day, and end up secretly shackled in the dungeon at General Electric's Quantanamo regional office.

@Mark 2000: I just couldn't see past those seriously awesome boobs. I don't remember much else.

I want ham radio connectivity to my iPad. Now that would be progress with the only downside being that I would need to lug around a 3 story antenna everywhere I go.

@YourSaltyPinkDeathNuts: I stuck with the original version but yours makes me laugh. Did the episode ending incorporate him, a whore and a Lamborghini at an interstate truck stop?

It's rainin' men, hallelujah it's rainin' men...

If suicides like this were happening in countries like Canada, the U.S, U.K. and to many others to list, the company would probably have suspended operations and be under federal investigation.

@gemcosta: I'm perfectly happy to pay more for my gadgets and clothing if the end result is a measurable and fair improvement of these kinds of work environments.

It's definitely taken some of the shine off of my iPhone. To borrow a word from the diamond industry, I'm going to start calling iPhones "blood phones."

Didn't Steve Jobs tour this facility a few months ago and say that it was all gumdrops and lollipops akin to the Infinite Loop?

A good reason to buy an Apple TV is that Apple doesn't track IP addresses of the devices, or they don't care. I have lived in India and the UK with an original ATV, with my account having a U.S. billing address. I can get all the TV shows I want that aren't aired outside of the U.S.

I subscribe to lots of magazines using Zinio. It may not all the bells and whistles as Esquire but you can subscribe to just about every magazine you can think of with it, except maybe "Plumpers."

Zinio and Goodreader. No more lugging a shit load of mags and tech manuals when traveling. Everything else is gravy.

@David Hammond: Yeah, I just got my wife pregnant and friends tell me the door is now closed for a very very long time.

@Mike43110: I used to do lots of these tests, now I only do around 8 or so a year. Companies tend to listen when you piggyback into an elevator with no ID badge, break onto a floor using a piece of paper, and then present the classified documents you "stole" to the management team you are performing the test for. …

@a_guy_named_ryan: It's actually hit and miss regarding what works. Paper sometimes works, cardboard, or cardboard wrapped in foil.

With an box that does or does not expand, you can get into floors of office buildings that use sensors that release the magnet holding the door shut when someone approaches from the inside.

@Dacker: It is annoying. I was going to post something on it earlier, but feared that my lifelong goal of getting a star would forever be gone, just like my failed dream of being a Mouseketeer.

@MifuneT: I hear there is also a Tazer app coming out.

That would be awesome for porn! The "money shot" would scare the shit out of me though.

@xd.Balls: I pass too. Maybe if they followed the lead of Google by "doing no evil" this service might fly, Google being the role model they are.