Oh, we all know you'll still be here.

You're the guy who spent all day thinking up childish insults to sling at the guy who, apparently, now works at Pizza Hut, a job I must have gotten since you told me I didn't have a job a few hours ago.

" But you go ahead, ignore those silly old facts, take me ultra-seriously and just stroke out like normal. lol"

There are more to comics than just Marvel and DC, and even with that, one of those companies is putting out a lot of great material.

Isn't that more up to the store that stocks the items picking stuff that will sell?

Again, as I said before, I just pointed out that you went to see a pot comic not on pot.

If you don't read comics, how do you know what is in them?

Well, I can't wait for you to regale us with your story of that time you took all your Holocaust denier friends to see Schindler's List.

In all the ads I see, Axis is being billed as a joint Avengers/X-men book being written by the guy who writes the Avengers/X-men crossover team.

Uh, all I did was point out that you went to see a pot comic while not high on pot.

I bet you like Dane Cook.

Says the guy who was crying about something that happened almost a decade ago.

I would never waste a fatty on you.

And you're so unoriginal that you can't even come up with your own material, you have to steal it from me.

"On the hook?"

Thanks, I will.

Uh….what?

Yeah, I'm no longer surprised that you didn't find Doug Benson or Todd Glass funny, considering that your level of humor is "13-year-old on Call of Duty."

Interested in why you would share such a boring, pointless story, yes.

Well, at least you could share your fascinating story about one time two comics bombed "maybe 7 years ago."