I read your posts.

I'm just saying, why waste your money on Bud Light when you can drink a tall, cool glass of your own piss and get much the same flavor?

Bud Light?

Why didn't you say that you were going with your girlfriend?

The woman at the bar would take her clothes off for free if you knew how to talk to a woman.

You do realize that you spend 100% of your time on these forums insulting and starting arguments, right?

I only did it after you pointed it out.

I'm confused about why anyone would pay to watch dead-eyed women grind unsexily to shitty music.

Classy.

You do realize that you spend all your time causing arguments and insulting people, right?

Nope, other definition.

I like money.

I knew hanging on to that entire run of Darkhawk would come in handy someday!

I assume that by 2020, all Super Bowl Halftime Shows will be automatically blacked out and will require an opt-in.

Or have her naughty bits covered by severed heads.

Yeah, I think everyone knows that you're a wonk.

You're talking about yourself, right?

Scott, you do realize that, after complaining that all I do is argue and insult people, all you're doing is arguing and insulting people, right?

So you're stalking me now?

"You're a logical guy, I like that."