I have never been more proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free from having to pay $12 to see the tweets of some fucking moron.

We had ways of dealing with your kind in my group of friends, which mostly consisted of screaming, "HE'S LOOKING AT MY SCREEN! STOP LOOKING AT MY SCREEN, SCREEN-LOOKER!"

I would rather change the channel to Conan or Colbert/@Midnight.

You should try watching Conan.

You dirty screen-looker!

I don't hate him as much as I just don't think he's funny.

Brosnan should have used the best weapon, the prox mine!

Yeah, its much more fun to sit in an office and type things into a computer all day.

See Also: Sinbad as Black Lightning.

Between Ming-Na Wen, Lucy Lawless and Adrianne Palicki on this and Rosario Dawson and Deborah Ann Woll on Daredevil, I can't complain.

Yeah, it seems like most of the hate for Kevin Smith is just people jealous because they wish they could get high all day, hang out with their friends and make movies.

I don't see what people are freaking out about; this can't be worse than Johnny Depp's recent film output.

I would rather see a Squirrel Girl movie more than Ant-Man.

Great, now all I see is the Brett Ratner Butt Book picture in my mind.

Holy crap, I just found out that Cameron already has an album out that I had no idea existed.

Your mom.

No, I listen to the recaps on War Rocket Ajax, but I haven't been able to read anything Nu52 not written by Snyder, Morrison or Kyle Higgins, though I am looking forward to some of the new, off-house style Batman books like Gotham Academy, Batgirl and that new Ben Templesmith one.

Much as I love The Rock, I have even less interest in a Shazam movie than I do in a Edgar Wright-less Ant-Man movie.

I haven't really gotten into digital comics yet, mostly because I only have a gen 1 Kindle Fire, which is great for books and not much else, though I did take advantage of the Kindle Suicide Squad sale and picked up the first 50 issues of the Ostrander series for when I finally upgrade.

So all he did is show that video of him crushin' skull, and then said, "If I don't win, this will happen to you," right?