They are the people who say, “Somehow only crazy bitches find me” but in reality it’s them who make the bitches crazy with the lying and cheating and video apologies.

The thing about men who talk a lot about how important it is to be logical is that 100% of the time they are the LEAST actually logical people.

Mama warned us, didn’t she?

Kevin just wants a woman who knows how to ship via UPS or FedEx.

Kevin Hart using “logistic” in a sentence:

And the “women are logical” game. :(

As someone who is currently in school to be an ASL interpreter, this situation is one that happens daily. The only difference is that this one was televised instead of happening in a private doctor’s office or K-12 classroom. Deaf and hard of hearing people deserve qualified and certified interpreters who are held to…

Are you sure it doesn’t?

I never understood how that would’t create a huge cognitive dissonance in kids.

LW1: You don’t have a future Sister-in-Law problem.

Oh yeah, no doubt, but I’ve been to more and more weddings recently with small children SCREAMING during the vows and what not and the looks of pain and regret on the wedding party’s faces has been painful. Sometimes that’s a choice they’ve made and they’re happy with it; recently a bride told me that her…

Who even wants to bring kids to a wedding? I want to get rocked on the open bar then have a sloppy make out session with my wife, not watch my 2 year old. Luckily we have no friends so we can skip this whole issue

Yeah, I don’t think I attended my first wedding until I was 12 or so, and I realized at the time what a special and adult thing it was. I still almost felt a little out of place because I was the youngest one there. In any case, who would want their kids, especially ones that need full-time care, at a wedding?

Old person rant: when my brothers and I were children (up the age of 12 or so), we didn’t go to any effing weddings except when I was a flower girl and I certainly didn’t stay the entire reception. In my mind, allowing children at weddings is an ultimate act of mercy and angelic kindness on the part of the bride and…

Irish Twins

I have some friends who are sisters and they’re only 10 months apart. It’s possible.

This is why I think calling it a disease is a bit insulting. South Park pretty much hit it on the nose all those years ago.

Just like how 85% of overweight dudes think they’re “strong” instead of fat.

That’s OK, they’re both yuuge. YUUGE.