Are whoopee cushions still okay? You can pry them from my cold dead hands. Those cold dead hands by the way will have hand buzzers. And paper snakes will shoot out of my asshole.

To me a “prank” is something silly and genuinely funny, not something that sends people into tears before you pull the “just kidding.”

They later apologized in a video viewed over 5 million times.

Tell me you have a clue what state the Alamo is in. I’ll give you a hint: John Wayne was in the movie about the battle.

“He was a good looking guy... and a douche.”

The only Bernie/Hillary “wars” is that such a large chunk of his stupid supporters didn’t show up for the election out of spite.

They just don’t like her. Oh, and Pelosi. Oh, an Kamala. Oh, and Warren since she sold out Bernie.

She’s been put through the ringer by plenty of Dems too.

Absolutely LOVE this woman! Full disclosure, I did support Bernie in the primary. But I was 100% behind her in the general and nothing made me angrier than all of the “Bernie Bros” that sat on the sideline while we elected Cheeto Hitler!

Do it!!!

As I stated earlier, just go with “Relic”.It personalizes his loss of virility and sense of power. I’m a 60 year old guy who loves seeing these old toads hit back in the head. Trust me the older you get the more easily the fruit bruises.

I can’t stop laughing.

She is going to get so much hate. I would not have come forward if I were her.

Nope, unfortunately that was my first thought when scrolled past.

Ima give you a star and say nothing else.

Thanks- I can’t unsee that now.

Okay, I feel horrible for saying this, but doesn’t the header picture make her look a lot like Ted Cruz? Or am I tripping?

In May, Weiner in court admitted to having “obscene communications with this teenager, including sharing explicit images and encouraging her to engage in sexually explicit conduct, just as I had done and continued to do with adult women.”

Mila Kunis—one of my personal idols for her I don’t give any fucks attitude—was on a talk show years ago. I can’t find the video online but the host offered her a beer and a glass and she refused the glass with “I’m no lady.” I snorted water out of my nose, because she was just so matter-of-fact about it. (And if I…

Ladylike always ends up reading as submissive, unassuming, “well-behaved” or whatever to me.