“The OLDER gentleman can kiss my ass. Reclaiming my dignity.”

I’m deeply disturbed

Seems like Don Young and Don Trump should get together and compare notes on their respective medications.

Jezzies have criticized me for this before, but this sort of thing is exactly why I hate that society has started calling me women ladies. There are gendered behavioral connotations with the word lady. It is a way of saying we should mind our manners, not make waves, and not raise our voices.

“to think like a man and to behave like a lady.”

He is the King of Dirty Looks. Can’t imagine where he gets it.

I am not really much of a kid person but I really do love this kid’s resting bitch face.

I will never get enough of this kid. I hate kids, but his facial expressions crack me up.

“Peter, if we’ll recall, said on Rachel’s season that he wanted to be with her but refused to propose, because he’s a normal person who wasn’t ready for that kind of commitment after like four dates.”

He has a stupid face.

I eat pretty healthy on a regular basis but I haven’t tried anything that would cut out certain foods. I cook probably 75% of my own meals, heavily plant and protein based. I don’t have a lot of sugar. But it’s probably worth trying. I do think at least some of my symptoms are allergy related, I work with a lot of…

Thanks for the advice. I’ll look into it, I think I might still have those three free training sessions I got when I joined my gym. I used to love going to barre at my gym, but the last couple times I went, half the movements made my back freak out. The truth is, I’m okay mostly, I’m still within a healthy weight, I…

I workout because it improves my sleep, mental health, and is an important part of managing a chronic illness I have. Sports have never been my jam.

Man, I feel like I need to do this. I’ve been dragging my feet on hiring a trainer, there are just so many other things I’d rather spend my money on, and I’m already paying a lot for this swanky gym. But, about six months ago I fell in the bathroom and injured my lower back. The inability to keep up my regular routine…

I think most people do, or they might adjust their diet or workout routine. Working out regularly is something most people, except the idiot in the White House, know is good for you.

Just chiming in to say you are not alone. I’ve also thrown my back out from sneezing .... twice! Now sneezing is terrifying for me. I have to brace myself against a wall or something. I should really join a gym.

Judgment free zone. Unless you’re trying. Then you’re a “lunk” and require facility-wide mocking.

My brother in law is a fitness bro (ugh) and he hates on Planet Fitness, too. He says that the pizza is an obvious ploy to keep patrons out of shape and encourages poor eating habits lol. He’s also extremely offended that they shame you for dropping weights or grunting too loudly by sounding something called a “lunk…

Wait, they serve complimentary pizza?
That makes my stomach turn for so many reasons:
1. It’s probably bargain bin pizza with rubbery cheese
2. I spend so much extra time cleaning the machines before and after use, I would never trust gym manhandled pizza
3. Pizza + fitness center = all sorts of organic and synthetic…

Yes, only at home. I wouldn’t even wear it to go to target.